1. Pick up a hitchhiker.
2. Make small talk.
3. Do your very best to seem like a normal human being.
4. Score yourself based on how freaked out the hitchhiker is after an hour.

Dubstep joke: – Knock Knock. – Who’s there? – Bob. – Bob who? – Bobwobwobwobwobwobwobwob — @zappika

guys i realize this may be a cliched sentiment but fuck the police — @auntiepixelante

1. Study physics.
2. Understand string theory.
3. Tune your guitar accordingly.

1. Type your own name into a search engine.
2. Print the first result that comes up.
3. Nail the printout to a tree.
4. Sing a song about your hands.
5. Ask the tree to score you based on your performance.

1. Become an airline pilot.
2. In the middle of a flight, use the P.A. system to say:

“This is the captain speaking, this is the captain speaking. I have assumed control of this plane. As of this moment you may consider yourselves hijacked. I will now state my demands: I have no demands. Having hijacked this flight successfully, I will now proceed to navigate it toward our previously stated final destination. Have a nice flight.”

3. Score yourself based on the amount of police officers who are later going to ask you to “please, explain this one to me one more time”.

Allt åt alla! Men inget åt Carl Bildt! http://t.co/f87joFFm — @Nabila_AFR

1. Make popcorn.
2. Sit in a comfortable chair.
3. Keep the popcorn within reach.
4. Namedrop as many actors, directors and movies as you possibly can (out loud).
5. Eat the popcorn.
6. Score yourself based on the amount of actors, directors and movies you were able to come up with.

Varför kallas utländska tidningar “regimtrogna” medan svenska “oberoende liberala”? — @fredrikedin

1. Attend police academy.
2. Make an effort to excel in you profession.
3. Wear a police uniform.
4. Fight crime.
5. Score yourself based on the amount of people who actually think you’re a police officer.